LeBron James is a free agent! And he’s playing it cool this time. James has said he’s not interested in the extravagant team pitches like the ones he got when he was last on the market. Is that because he’s already made up his mind about where he’s going? Or has he really outgrown the hype? Not to worry, LeBron — I’m sure there won’t be 8,437,789 hours of analysis on this. Breaking news: King James joins the Los Angeles Lakers on a four-year, $154 million contract.