Not had your morning cup of joe? Better sit down. The coffee-making giant has recalled roughly seven million MINI Plus Brewing Systems over burn-related injuries. The machines reportedly can overheat and spray scalding water, leading to 200 incidents and 90 injuries. Foes of the plastic pod system will rejoice, and some are already questioning how long the company waited to recall the brewers. But Keurig devotees will be crying over empty mugs … just in time for Christmas.