CROSSED WIRES
Immodest solutions to communicative problems.
Straight Women Have Got to Stop Using the Word Girlfriend
Just call your friend “friend” and stop confusing us.
Please, for the Love of God, Take Me Off Speakerphone
Everyone has a speakerphone now, but they really shouldn’t.
Why the Internet Needs a Hate Spell-Checker
The internet is a cesspool, but a “hate spell-checker” could banish the vitriol.
Screw Gratitude! It's Holding You Back.
Giving thanks isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Why You Should Pay a Penny to Send an Email
A message to most of the emails out there: Get out of our inboxes.
Shut the F*ck Up, It's a Rock Concert
Imagine a concert where talking is forbidden.
There Is Such a Thing as a Stupid Question, Stupid
The age-old saying that there are no stupid questions is wrong.
Stop Saying Thank You When You Mean F**k You
Keep your gratitude to yourself — it might seem more genuine.
OZY PODCAST
The Food That Built America
The Food that Built America tells the unbelievable true stories behind the industry titans like Henry Heinz, Milton Hershey, the Kellogg brothers and Ray Kroc, who revolutionized food, and transformed American life and culture forever in the process.
