Why you should care
Because making love might be fun, but it’ll never beat that orgy of one.
So come along and sing a song of National Masturbation Month, where all good Americans dig down deep to not only remember surgeon generals of days gone by but to remember the halcyon moments of this morning, when you had a few minutes before you headed out to work and you chose, instead of rushing, to get in touch with yourself. In earnest.
Which, our resident “Sex With Eugene”–ologist, OZY’s Eugene S. Robinson, firmly and aggressively opines on. Right here. Right now.